Olympians, Hypothetically Ranked by Name Rather Than Athletic Performance

How likely various U.S. ski and snowboard team members are to win if they were judged solely on their names instead of their skills

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14. AJ Hurt

Oh, no no. I’m sorry. This is just not going to work. I already shriek every time someone falls on the snow. I hope you stay healthy, though!

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Writer, editor, content strategist. Contributor, The Hard Times. Comedy in The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others. More at jessicalillian.com.

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Jessica F. Lillian

Writer, editor, content strategist. Contributor, The Hard Times. Comedy in The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others. More at .