Olympians, Hypothetically Ranked by Name Rather Than Athletic Performance

Jessica F. Lillian
2 min readFeb 19, 2022

How likely various U.S. ski and snowboard team members are to win if they were judged solely on their names instead of their skills

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14. AJ Hurt

Oh, no no. I’m sorry. This is just not going to work. I already shriek every time someone falls on the snow. I hope you stay healthy, though!

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Jessica F. Lillian

Writer, editor, content strategist, plum candy fan. Comedy in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and more! jessicalillian.com